A huge Sporty Spice high kick and a Scary Spice ROARRRR because now you can Spice Up Your Life for realz. Vintage Spice Girl threads will be auctioned off in December (coinciding the opening of their new musical) in support of Save the Children and Children in Need. So start saving your loons cause my guess is Adidas tracksuits, babydoll dresses & platform shoes won’t go cheap. (Fashion Etc.)
Katie Holmes covers the August issue of Elle Magazine; an issue that’s sure to sell like hotcakes in Post-TomKat America. Of course she makes some shady comments that will be labelled ‘foreshadowing.’ And of course she is out “pruning” the Olsen’s on the cover. I dig the new Katie. (Lainey Gossip)
WUTTT?!?! Anna is capable of forgiveness? Empathizes with racist train wrecks? Is capable of emoting, period? Yet again I bow down to the technology Gods and offer my infinite gratitude for smart phones and Instagram. (The Cut)
An open letter to Tori Spelling and her bleach addiction goes a little something like this: Dear Tori, CEASE AND DESIST! Sincerely, Everyone with working eyeballs. (Stylelist)
My apologizes to Loub-hards everywhere but Christian Louboutin is straight up delusional. He is delusional about inventing the colour red and he is delusional about the meaning of a “GLASS” slipper. It’s made of glass, period. Lace & crystal does not a glass slipper make. And they tacky butterfly adornments aren’t helping your case. (Styleite)
Swiftenegger? Swiftanator? The Tayanator? Cougarnegger? Ok. I’m done. (TMZ)
American Apparel takes a page from Ari Seth Cohen’s book/blog by choosing a campaign model who is “advanced style” inclined. Refreshing? Or unapologetic copy-catting? I say a bit of both. (Fashionista)
Lindsay Lohan is ginge and unemployed again. And all is right with the world. (People)
Legit Tina Fey is a better rapper than Biebs. Or should I say, “Lemonem.” (THR)
